You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
40s are totally the cure
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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