i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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