i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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