oh god the rape fog is back!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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