Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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