So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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