Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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