When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
sarcasm needs its own font
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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