We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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