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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
