You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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