it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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