How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my vagina is haunted
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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