hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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