i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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