I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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