Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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