i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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