She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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