susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
