im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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