just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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