when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my mouth tastes like poor choices
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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