lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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