evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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