I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
