Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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