question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
