I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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