When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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