I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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