We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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