There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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