new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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