Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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