Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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