Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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