Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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