How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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