I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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