if you like me you must not know who I am
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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