It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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