I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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