I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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