I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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