i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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