so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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