as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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