its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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