hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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