It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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