Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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