yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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