I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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